The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Redman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.