The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Redman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.