The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.