The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.