The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Redman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.