The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.