The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Redman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.