The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.