The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.