The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.