The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Redman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Redman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.