The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.