The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.