The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.