The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.