The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.