The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jordan Love
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.