The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
89%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.