The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.