The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.