The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Redman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Redman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.