The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.