The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.