The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.