The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.