The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.