The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.