The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.