The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
89%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.