The Phantom Flag Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Ref: "Number Lloyd, that's a flag." Lloyd: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.