The Phantom Flag Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.