The Snap Count Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Lloyd, that's a flag." Lloyd: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.