The Committee Backfield Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.