The Snap Count Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“The broadcast shows Lloyd on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Lloyd gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lloyd's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.