The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Lloyd gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Lloyd, that's a flag." Lloyd: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lloyd's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.