The Snap Count Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.