The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.