The Hamstring Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Coach says Lloyd is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.