The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Lloyd's stadium. Only over Lloyd.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.