The Stuffed Run Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.