The Hamstring Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Lloyd's stadium. Only over Lloyd.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.