The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.