The Stuffed Run Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.