The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Lloyd gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.