The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lloyd's stadium. Only over Lloyd.
- Lloyd scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lloyd's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.