The Garbage-Time Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.