The Sunday Night Fade Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Lloyd rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Lloyd, Lloyd, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.