The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Lloyd gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lloyd's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.