The Fumble Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Lloyd is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.