The Committee Backfield Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lloyd's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.